The episode blows your mind immediately as you begin watching it. Doc is talking to his dog, Sprocket, about time travel. “Wouldn’t it be fun to travel in time? Of course you wouldn’t go anywhere because the past and the future are happening here and now in the present. It’s all a question of perception. I thought dogs knew stuff like that.”
They made a model of a time machine and Doc suggests trying it out. So he stuffs Sprocket in and locks him inside. Then he begins to shake the machine and says: “and now to press the button to the not so distant future.” But then he leaves. He grabs his hat and leaves with Sprocket still locked in the time machine only to return a few moments later dressed as an old man! He unlocks Sprocket from time machine and says: “Sprocket, where have you been all these years?” Wow, way to mess with Sprocket’s mind!
The story revolves around Mokey who’s putting on a play she wrote called ‘the legend of Bloomdig’; she plays Bloomdig. It’s about a great leader, Bloomdig, who was some sort of deity who “appeared out of nowhere”. Bloomdig lived in a time where everyone was bald and “anyone with hair was instantly banished.”
“Better bald than banished,” quips Wembley
Mokey, Boober, and Wembley are rehearsing in the cave in which Bloomdig supposedly appeared out of nothing. She makes them wear hats, because the ancient bald Fraggles needed to wear hats. (Makes sense. They needed something to cover their heads, and it sure as hell couldn’t be hair!)
We learn an important fact about Mokey in this episode: she’s a method actor. She has to go to the Sacred Cave to rehearse, and when Boober expresses his anxiousness about being in the Sacred Cave, Mokey responds: “Mokey? Who’s Mokey? I am Bloomdig, great and wondrous leader of the Fraggles who were Bald.” Another thing we learn is that Fraggles call their ancestors Fraggles who were Bald.
Boober finds a “mysterious and somehow familiar” painting of a Fraggle, which appears on one of the cave walls. Weirdly enough, the Fraggle was depicted with hair. Mokey immediately dismisses it. “Wembley, this is no time for ferburps.” *I assume that’s Fragglian for: nonsense.
Obviously the word is archaic and Wembley has no idea what she’s saying.
“Bloomdig lives in a time where Fraggles were bald, she talked funny,” which I found amusing remembering my first encounters with Shakespeare and Chaucer, and I’m sure if I knew Latin or Greek the same would be true for Homer and Socrates. For Henson to include such concepts is why he’s my favourite storyteller! It makes you believe that they have their own Fraggle society that’s been going on for a very long period of time.
Mokey also delivers a wonderful tidbit of information about Fraggle society when Boober tries to leave the cave because he’s afraid. She tells him: “I know Fraggles don’t tell each other what to do, so I’m asking you nicely, please do it for me, please?”
So Fraggles don’t tell each other what to do. How would that work for a whole society? I don’t tell someone else what they can or can’t do. That leaves things open for assholes to take over. Fortunately Fraggle Rock has no assholes. Boober’s kinda emo but he’s not an asshole. Unfortunately, I have a problem believing that it would ever work for humanity because there would always be that one person who is sadistically opportunistic and would abuse the freedom that Utopian Fraggle concept would offer.
Anyway, she convinces Boober to stay and they begin rehearsing for the play. They “rehearse” a chant and the cave painting explodes in smoke and disappears.
“It’s gone!” says Wembley.
“That’s funny,” muses Mokey.
“No it’s not! Goodbye!” Boober’s ready to turn tail and run but the sound of chanting can be heard in a nearby cave. A ceremony is taking place. A “Huba Ooga” band.
They go check it out and in that instant Boober realizes they’re in the past. The cave is filled with bald Fraggles in hats singing “Huba Ooga”.
“Please tell me this is part of your play. Please tell me this is part of your play,” Boober pleads.
“Well Boober, it didn’t used to be,” She admits. “But the creative process is a very strange thing.”
The Fraggles that are dancing are suddenly told to “stop” by an angry looking green Fraggle who I assume is their leader. He just looks at them for awhile and then tells them simply: “RUN.”
And a court employee of some kind yell: “Fish Face says run!” And they all begin to run around again.
“Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” says Mokey.
“If it’s totally crazy? Yes,” Oh, Boober.
The Fraggles see her and immediately recognize her as Bloomdig. One of the dancers yells: “Look, it’s Bloomdig.”
The green leader guy, Fish Face, looks pissed!
The little court employee comes up beside Fish Face and says: “At last she has come to rule us” in the creepiest way possible.
“I rule here!” Fish Face bellows. He promptly sets out to discredit her, but a member of the tribe introduces himself to “Bloomdig”.
“I’ve waited all my life for this moment.” And it made me think of how people would act if Jesus came back and they were standing right there when it happened. What would you say? What would you do? Would you go shake his hand? Good job, thanks for comin’ back?
“We’re dreaming, right?” Boober pleads to Wembley as they watch Mokey from a distance.
“Where’s Red, where’s Gobo?” Wembley cries, worriedly.
And the court employee jumps up from behind them.
“Gobo? Did you say Gobo?”
“Oh, no!” The crowd covers their head with their hands.
“What’s wrong with them?” Mokey wonders.
“What isn’t?” Oh, Boober.
Fish Face gets even more angry. He yells at Wembley, telling him he has uttered the “sacred word”.
Mokey tries to explain to the tribe that it’s just Gobo’s name by saying his name a lot and they get progressively more annoyed.
“You said Gobo,” one of the tribe says. “Gobo means, take off your hat.”
Woah! So we learn that they’re so freaked out about not showing their bald head, that even to ask to remove your hat is offensive!
But because they believe that Mokey is Bloomdig, they take their hats off to her. “Even though it cold enough to freeze heads” (I’ve become a grammar enforcer and that line of dialogue made me cringe.)
“The evidence is in, this is neither a play nor a dream,” Boober realizes.
“They’re all bald!” Notices Mokey.
“Bald?” Wembley shrieks.
“Bald.” Boober nods.
Turns out Mokey, Wembley, and Boober have gone back in time to become Bloomdig and her two followers who mysteriously appeared “out of nothing”.
Sweet, huh? I love Jim Henson.
The story goes back to Doc and Sprocket, and he’s still fucking with Sprocket’s head. He tells him that Ned Schimmelfinny and his cat, Fluffinella, had moved away. He says he could’ve moved too, but he always believed that Sprocket would come back.
What a mind fuck, huh? Who does that to their dog?
We rejoin Mokey, er, Bloomdig, and her two followers as they realize they’re in the past. Boober’s scared, so is Wembley, and Mokey, ever the optimist and trusting Fraggle, believes that they should just tell the tribe what happened, but they first bump into Fish Face who confronts Mokey about trying to take away his power and Mokey tries to downplay the situation and admits to not being Bloomdig.
The Fraggle who had moments before expressed how he waited his whole life to meet her suddenly appears out of nowhere and saying, chillingly: “We tie you to rock for trying to fool us.”
They’re lead in front of the whole tribe and they try to convince the tribe that they are Bloomdig, and her followers, and they even try using some archaic words. This one Fraggle starts laughing at their accent and Fish Face gets angry.
“Stop! No one laughs” Fish Face growls.
“It’s the law.”
Wow, so now we also know that Fraggles were not ALWAYS as fun and carefree and sing-songy as we might think. In fact, they were going to arrest the Fraggle that laughed until Mokey stopped it. She said that she was Bloomdig and that in her great wisdom she demanded the man be set free. Fish Face reluctantly agrees but challenges her to prove she is who she says she is by moving “sacred boulders”.
“You fail, you are a has been,” Fish Face warns.
“I’m a will be,” Mokey says after Fish Face leaves.
“Or a never was,” Boober interjects.
Mokey begins looking into her play notebook to see if there’s “anything on moving boulders”. But learns that it says she did, but doesn’t say how she did it.
And cue psychedelic ceremony where they sing about true voodoo; it’s a pretty awesome song.
They try to move the boulder by shouting “move” at it! Ha!
When they can’t move the boulder, Fish Face tells them they failed and order them tied to a rock.
“You lie,” Fish Face says. “Tie them to a rock.”
“Tie them to a rock,” the tribe chants eerily.
“We are from the future,” Mokey tries to explain but they scoff at her. She even tells him her name and Fish Face laughs.
“Mokey, is not a name,” Fish Face says. “Mokey, means ‘put on your hat’.”
And apparently Wembley means: “No scratch nose in public.”
And Boober means: “TIE HIM TO A ROCK!”
Which they very quickly do … IN GOBO AND WEMBLEY’S OLD VERSION OF THEIR ROOM!
“That’s where our beds will be!” Wembley comments through the gag in his mouth. “And that’s the nook where we build our fire.”
Wembley expresses how he misses Gobo, and Boober proceeds to completely blow my mind by reminding his friends that Gobo isn’t born yet.
“Kind of strange, huh.” Mokey says. Uh, yah. Kinda.
They go into a song: “I can hear our future calling like a love song.” It’s a beautiful down-tempo song, which almost makes you forget that they’re singing tied up-with gags in their mouths-to the stairwell of their future apartment.
She makes a plan to get back to the sacred cave and ends up untying herself and frees her friends but the top of the stairs a massive boulder blocks their path.
“It’s all my fault,” Mokey apologizes.
“It’s not.” Wembley tries to console her.
“Yes, it is.” Boober quickly adds.
“Yes, it is.” Wembley agrees.
Mokey realizes that they can just show their hair to prove that they’re from the future. Boober points out that they banish people with hair. The Fraggle who was imprisoned for laughing pipes up and asks to see their hair.
“I need a good laugh,” he says.
Apparently, hair is the funniest thing there is. “It’ll make anybody laugh.”
The court employee slides the rock open to give them food and taunts Mokey. She takes this opportunity to show him her hair and he flips out, laughing like crazy. The trio go to the main hall where Fish Face is standing with the whole tribe.
“Jump,” he says.
“Fish Face says jump,” says the court employee.
“No jump,” Fish Face says.
Before the court employee can repeat the order, the trio jump out and surprise the tribe. Fish Face inquires as to how they escaped.
“It was really quite simple, we just went Gobo,” Explains Mokey, taking off her hat and showing her hair. *although that would mean ‘we went take off your hat’, but I get what they mean.
Fish Face keels over in laughter and knocks over the sacred boulders.
The tribe sees that Bloomdig made Fish Face laugh and move the boulders and take that as a sign of her divinity and make her their leader. Still underneath the boulders, Fish Face pleads for help but the court employee basically tells him to fuck himself.
“You’re no longer the great and wondrous anything.”
They start chanting “tie him to a rock” and grab him.
Thankfully, Mokey stops the madness.
“In the future when Fraggles have hair,” Mokey starts, “we also have no great and wondrous leader … we each lead ourselves and we each other … my suggestion is: give up, great and wondrous leaders.”
“But what will we do?” Fish Face wonders.
“You’ll dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music play, down in Fraggle Rock,” She says. And the tribe turns festive and they embrace the Philosophy of the Fraggles of the future.
Mokey, Boober, and Wembley go back to the sacred cave and get ready to do the ceremony to send them back to the future, but not before leaving the Fish Face a cave painting. The very cave painting Mokey looked at in the beginning of the episode and thought was “mysterious and somehow familiar”.
They head back to their own time and meet up with Gobo and Red. Mokey tries to explain what happened, and the pans away to conclude the story of Doc and Sprocket.
Doc is still wearing his fake beard and trying everything he can to coax Sprocket into the fake time machine. He tells him he got rid of all the dog food and when he sees Sprocket isn’t going to leave, he finally has to give up and confess that it wasn’t the future. He takes off the beard, and Sprocket laughs.
*I thought it was amusing that the Fraggles showed their hair, and Doc showed that he didn’t have hair.
Doc realizes that Sprocket was playing him back, “How long did you know?”
Sprocket continues to laugh.
Doc says he doesn’t need the machine, “I can see the future right now. I see a man, his dog, a cup of tea, and not a beard in sight,” Doc says throwing the fake beard into the time machine.
I think this is a phenomenal story. Mokey goes back to make serious, uptight Fraggles into the Fraggles that we know and love. She was the catalyst in the cultural evolution of the Fraggle. If that doesn’t warrant a religion to be built up around her I don’t know what does.