The Seven Steps to a Threesome

Via College Humor

1 – Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.

2 – Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.

3 – Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk.  (And end up sleeping at your place)

4 – Break vase.

5 – When girlfriend wakes up, be sitting at your desk trying to glue the vase back together.

6
– Tell girlfriend that she broke the vase while she was drunk.

7
– Wait for girlfriend to say “OMG, how can I make it up to you?”

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